You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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