I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Randomize
