She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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