we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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