I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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