grandma shit on top of the toilet
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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