Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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