so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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