that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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