I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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