dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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