Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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