You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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