Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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