Christians are straight up FREAKS
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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