Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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