our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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