How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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