is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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