38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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