Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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