OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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