so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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