You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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