Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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