Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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