You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Sorry about my life...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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