I feel like abortions should bother me more
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The power of my boobs compel you
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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