have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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