Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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