do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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