it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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