this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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