Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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