adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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