Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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