you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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