dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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