Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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