I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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