I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I love you.
Bad choice
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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