We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
