Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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