And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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