Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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