I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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