FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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