I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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