I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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