you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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