The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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