I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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