There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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