well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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