How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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