I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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