Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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