Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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