i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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